Hilarious Quotes On Crazy Friends

Hilarious Quotes On Crazy Friends

1. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”

2. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”

3. “Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.”

4. “You think I’m crazy now? You should see me with my best friend.”

5. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

6. “That’s a horrible idea. What time?”

7. “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”

8. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”

9. “Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.”

10. “It is my streak of craziness that has saved me from extinction.” – Tina Sequeira

11. “Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.”

12. “No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.” – Douglas Horton

13. “We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.”

14. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

15. “I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts.” – Dolly Parton

16. “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

17. “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”

18. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

19. “I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

20. “All the good ones are a little crazy.”

21. “A best friend will slap you without any reason. Love you without any condition.”

22. “One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

23. “Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we’ve had.” – Neil Young

24. “Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh!”

25. “Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time!”

26. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”

27. “Best friend: the one person who is exactly as weird as you.”

28. “No one will ever be as entertained by us than us.”

29. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich

30. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

31. “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”

32. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”

33. “Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.”

34. “I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”

35. “Every normal person needs a crazy friend.”

36. “Sometimes it’s the crazy people that bring out the best in us.” – Aishabella Sheikh

37. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

38. “Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.”

39. “We all exist in our own personal reality of craziness.” – Alejandro Jodorowsky

40. “A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

41. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”

42. “It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than to be absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

43. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

44. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

45. “Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it.” – August Strindberg

46. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

47. “Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.” – Ryan Hansen

48. “Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell aren’t you both comedians?”

49. “Without a best friend to tell stories to, it almost didn’t matter if they even happened.” – Leila Howland

50. “Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

51. “I developed a group of friends around me that were all as crazy as I was about wanting to make films.” – Evan Glodell

52. “The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.” – Steve Jobs

53. “When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.” – C. S. Lewis

54. “Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.”

55. “A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.” – Lois Wyse

56. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

57. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath

58. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

59. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”

60. “I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all.”

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